Shopping with cell phones

I’m not much of a shopper. Oh, it’s not that I mind going shopping so much, but I can’t stand waiting in long lines. I usually start thinking of about 100 other things I’d rather be doing that standing in line.

Therefore, I try to stay away from Malls and the sort from Thanksgiving until after the New Year. Please note, I did say “try.” For the most part, I don’t like going to all those super-crowded places. That’s one of the things I didn’t like about Los Angeles—there were just too many people. (a note of trivia for you: The San Fernando Valley area has a population of about 3.2 million. Arkansas’s estimated 2005 population is 2.7 million and Mississippi’s is 2.9 million)

Sometimes, however, you must go shopping.

And go we all do.

The first thing you notice is how the season brings out the best in folks. I noticed this first in the parking lot.

I sat patiently waiting for the cars to inch through the parking lot looking for spaces. You know how it works: wait in the aisle until a car begins pulling out. You allow them to back out and leave, and then you take their space. That is until some rude joker zips in from the wrong direction, blocks your way, and then backs into the space.

One of my favorite scenes from Fried Green Tomatoes is when Evelyn is cut off in the parking lot by some young girls. They laughingly make the comment that they’re young and quick. Evelyn then rear-ends their car several times. The young girls scream at Evelyn as she responds she is older and has more insurance.

Wouldn’t that be a sight to see at Wal-Mart?

One of the things I noticed this year was the coninued heavy use of cell phones. It seems as if every other person driving has a cell phone to their ear. I think someone needs to come up with a cell phone radar to go along with our radar detectors. This would warn you of an upcoming (or oncoming) vehicle with cell phone usage and allow you to give them a wide berth.

I know they’ve been around for several years and folks have been using them all along. But they can cause confusion in public. Take for example the conversation I didn’t have with the man standing next to me looking at toys.

“Hey how you doing?” he asked.
“Fine,” I said, surprised he was talking to me. “And you?”
“Yeah, I’m standing looking at toys.” I could plainly see that. “What do you think I should get?”
Obviously, I didn’t know what he was looking for, but since my son likes Superman, I figured I’d suggest that.
“Hard to go wrong with Superman,” I said. He shot me a strange glance, almost as if he were agitated.
Maybe he didn’t like Superman.
“My son also likes Batman,” I added. The man reached over and picked up a Spider-Man. Okay, maybe he’s got a thing against DC Comics.
Trying to be friendly, I added, “Spider-Man was always my favorite as a kid.” He shot me that sideways glance again.
“Well, I gotta go,” he said. He turned to walk past me and that’s when I notice he had that new kind of cell phone. You know, the kind that sticks in your ear and makes you look like you’re part Borg from Star Trek.

Now that I think about it, cell phones in general have a Star Trek theme. The ones not attached to your ear open up like Captain Kirk’s communicator.

Scotty beam me up.



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2 responses to “Shopping with cell phones

  1. My Mom had a similar situation in the women’s bathroom. The woman in the stall next to her suddenly asked how her day had been. After a few wierd q&a’s, the woman made a nasty comment about stupid people intterrupting her – that’s when Mom realized her mistake. To her credit, her reply was a general one about people holding private conversations in public places.
    I have actually bawled out people for involving me in their conversations about surgery, bills, bounced checks, whose kids are going to jail, and other private matters. And wanted to throw away another’s cell when the texting ‘beeps’ drove us all crazy at lunch.
    There – I’ve vented. Now I can go on with my day.

  2. BJ

    Of all places to talk on a cell phone–the bathroom-while you are on the toilet. Guess they just don’t care where they talk–as long as they can do their business at the same time. Absolutely amazing.

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